En la vida diaria muchas situaciones nos ofrecen incansablemente oportunidades imperdibles para hacer infinidad de chistes fáciles. Es por ello que hoy y por vez primera ofrezco una pequeña guía para que la próxima vez que la pelota quede boyando en el area chica, ud querido lector, la empuje suavemente hasta el fondo de la red:
- Fui a ver la Pasión de Cristo
- ¿y que tal?
- ¡Que querés que te diga, a mi me gustó más el libro!
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- ¿Viste que Maradona va a ser el técnico de la selección?
- Y si, parece que quería estar pegado a la raya...
- ¡ Te digo en serio!
- Posta y parece que la camiseta va a ser celeste!!
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- Che me voy de viaje..
- ¿ A dónde?
- a Sevilla
- ¡Tené cuidado!
- ¿Por?
- ¡ Y a ver si te afanan la silla!
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- ¿ Che, viste que fisico tiene esa mina que va a ahí?
- Se, pero la que tenía un físico bárbaro era la mujer de Einstein
16 comentarios:
Gracias por su ayuda para hacernos quedar como duques con los chistes que harán las delicias de todos los presentes!!!
Que sería de nosotros sin usté, estimau!!!
Saludos agradecidos y candorosos!!!
al de einstein no lo conocia
este lugar es un faro del conocimiento
... ¡eeeestá bieeeeeen!
jajajaja! muy bueeeeeno!!!!! a Sandro se le perdona todo.
Buen blog RRRRoberrrrto!!!! Saludos!
Roberto querido, ¿cómo le va?
Quizás me recuerde de éxitos de taquilla como Circo Beef y El Ojo Blindado, actualmente en cartel.
Lo molesto para comunicarle que el Circo a bajado la persiana y hemos abierto cabarulo nuevo:
www.blog-esloquehay.blogspot.com
Si gusta, sustituya uno por otro, El Ojo continua a la par del nuevo.
Gracias y abrazos
Ahroa con más tiempo volvi.
Y si le agregas una puteada lo haces pasar como de salon de calle corrientes.
Me sirve mucho, ya que naturalmente hago chistes malos, pero de los faciles más efectivos no tanto, hay q variar.
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